
8
April 11374
- Vurlymak Meleé
[ The following is edited from the Screen
Monkey Chat Log of 7/27/08
]
ROUND
ONE (1)
1L)
LEO: I attack with a flying kick to the face 3(3d6)
Dragon gets no dodge
Leo rolls 28d6: 99 Damage for kick to face
\
\ audio illusion = Sir Robin's Minstrels telling the tale of Lord
Shadowstorm of the brave but foolhardy flying leap into the mouth
of the dragon / /
[
[ [ TL = telepathic link ] ] ]
Salád: Question - I know ya'll are hoping to keep enough
hide intact for making armor - but how about the wings? Is there
any good reason to spare them?
Standing Bear says: Yes!
Standing Bear says: I wanna fly
Salád DaJaro says: SB -what - you're going to glue the
wings to your back?
Standing Bear says: .. maybe
kendril says: hi doc!
nucleon says: howdy all
TheDoctor says: Good Day, Tendril is it? Seems you boys have your
work cut out for you
kendril says: TENDRIL!?? TENDRIL??????
Draken says: hail and well met
kendril says: hi nuc
Salád DaJaro says: Warning - Don't try that at home!
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
THE
DRAGON reels back from the impact of Shady's flying kick to the
face, and he is knocked back one hex. KENDRIL makes a threatening
gesture.
1D)
DRAKEN: flying kick to face of dragon
Draken rolls 3d6: 11
TheGM rolls 3d6: 17
Draken says: 101 points of damage
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: This is NOT a lucky dragon
kendril says: a dragons luck runs out when
he meets a roach king
kendril says: much less 3 or more
Standing Bear says: Stop!
kendril says: thats a matter of whose head trauma it is
Standing Bear says: Dont hurt that dragon!
Standing Bear says: He is a beast of nature!
Standing Bear says: like a cute puppy
kendril says: dragon hugger!
Standing Bear says: Yes I am!
Leo says: Nuke is a hobbit. with some interesting talents
Draken says: I rushed this dragon with Shady,
assuming everyone else is going to jump in
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
THE
DRAGON is knocked back another hex by Draken's flying kick.
1K)
KENDRIL: flies up behind the dragon.
1S)
Salád: I cast a visual, audio and tactile illusion of myself
running from around behind the dragon with a war cry and flying
kick to the face.
Salád DaJaro says: 70(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: Damage? Something between what Draken
did and what Shady did
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: fools rush in where angels fear to tread
Draken says: A Salád sounds good right now
Standing Bear says: The dragon eats the illusion!
kendril says: Shrimp Salád
kendril says: 4 RK's + technical assistance
kendril says: dammit
kendril says: varanor wants blood
kendril says: and spinal fluid
Draken says: Shady says to remember that we want
this dragon's skin, so no bladed weapons or magic
Standing Bear says: 100?!
Standing Bear says: Thats 1 kickass illusion
kendril says: oh aye it is
kendril says: Salád is a kick ass illusionist
Salád DaJaro says: Yes, these are high difficulty factor
three
sense Rnk 20 illusions
Leo says: Indeed
Standing Bear says: Animals are people too!!
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ] ]
HUGE
BLUE DRAGON seems really annoyed
1R)
“DR. HU:” swoops in a blur and a screeching Kiai and
attacks the Dragon from behind. Rolling for Kiai 13(3d6)
QUICK CONTEST
Raal’s Kiai skill against the dragon's Will
TheGM rolls 3d6: 6 - WL roll for dragon
TheDoctor says: 7 (of ???)
[I believe the dragon won this QC]
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: My, how cerebral.
Standing Bear says: Kai!
kendril says: im impressed
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
Dr.
Hu lands 2 lightning-fast power blows, pummeling the lower back
of the huge blue dragon
TheDoctor says: For Power Blow 12(3d6)
TheDoctor says: 7(3d6)
TheGM rolls 3d6: 7
TheGM rolls 3d6: 10
TheGM says: Raal is figuring up all his damage
TheDoctor says: 8(3d6)
TheDoctor says: 9(3d6)
TheGM rolls 3d6: 7
Dragon
gets no dodge roll - unexpected attack from behind
ALL PLAYER-CHARACTERS who are in proximity to the dragon roll against
Perception when they see Dr. Hu’s attacks
QUICK CONTEST – Raal’s disguise skill against PC of
all PCs
kendril says: 71(1d100)
Standing Bear rolls 3D6: 9 (of 18)
Salád DaJaro says: 88 (of ???)
Leo rolls 3d6: 10 (of ???)
Draken rolls 3d6: 13 (of 27)
TheDoctor says: for disguise roll 10 (of 17)
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
nucleon says: get ready, this should be interesting
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
SHADY
& DRAKEN recognize the martial-arts style, the lightning-quick
speed & the specific techniques employed by this “Dr.
Hu” as signature moves of their fellow RoachKing, Raal. They
immediately suspect that this individual is, in fact, Raal himself
in one of his many elaborate disguises.
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: 5 RK's
kendril says: sweet
TheGM says: Jeff Farr is joining us, and he is playing Raal
disguised as Dr. Hu
Draken says: A welcome surprise!
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
1SB)
STANDING BEAR: Im gonna move behind the dragon
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: My only fear... farted lightning
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
1N)
NUCLEON: activates his power suit
<<<<<<
DRAGON’S TURN >>>>>>
1V)
HUGE BLUE DRAGON: The dragon's head transforms and becomes a tail,
his tail transforms and becomes a head. The dragon makes an amazingly
agile twisting motion, swinging his tail (which is now at the end
where his head once was) and swatting at all those in his reach
- meaning Shady, Draken, illusionary Salád, maybe Dr. Hu/Raal
[later decided Raal was not within reach of one tail swoop.]
TheGM rolls 3d6: 9
TheGM says: Draken, Shady, Salád - roll for dodge
Draken
rolls dodge 3d6: 6
Leo says: Dodge 12(3d6) of 21
Salád DaJaro says: I use MA to manipulate the illusion
into a dodge
Salád DaJaro says: 85(1d100) Not good enough
ILLUSORY Salád is swatted by the dragon's tail, causing enough
damage to dissipate the illusion
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: i dont have to move to kick him in the face
kendril says: sweet
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
says: 4(1d4)
TheGM says: The dragon also takes a chomping bite at Kendril
TheGM rolls 3d6: 6
TheGM says: Kendril, roll a dodge
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: kendrils bout tah get eaten
Salád DaJaro says: Classic - about to get monched by the
Dragon and worrying about not damaging it's hide. I know I know,
we aren’t supposed to think about that, but it's funny
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
kendril
says: 2(1d100) and blazes in his dodge
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: Anyone else want to comment about the
downside of targeting the wings if we must do Class A or B
damage??
Standing Bear says: Dont hurt the dragon man!
Standing Bear says: its part of nature!
kendril says: less actually
Salád DaJaro says: I disagree, it's a massively intelligent
plotting
devious.............
Salád DaJaro says: caravan raiding...............
Salád DaJaro says: pain in my.................
Salád DaJaro says: butt.
Standing Bear says: ANIMAL
Standing Bear says: That has been kicked in the head.... 3
times!
nucleon says: pain in my animal?
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TWO
SMALLER BLUE DRAGONS appear up through the sand!
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: Oh perfect!
Leo says: Where's By-Tor?
Draken says: lovely
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
Huge
Dragon roars tauntingly, "Thanks to your waste of time fighting
my doppelganger, I've had time to call in reinforcements!"
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: he’s bullshitting they're illusions
Draken says: time for dragons to die
Standing Bear says: He’s by a very PAINFUL dragon part...
Standing Bear says: for the dragon
kendril says: this poor half elf...
kendril says: his mother will never forgive me
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: thats a nice hit
Standing Bear says: Ouch poor dragon...
Standing Bear says: I cry for it
Standing Bear says: The dragons JUST a little bit special
kendril says to TheGM: i may need a willpower roll not to use
varanor no?
TheGM says to kendril: I agree
kendril says to TheGM: roll now?
Standing Bear says: Save the dragon hide they say
Standing Bear says: Save the dragon I say
Leo says to kendril: you should feed the little dragons to Varanor
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
HUGE
BLUE DRAGON is knocked forward by a hex, Kendril & Standing
Bear must roll
kendril says: 58(1d100) makes it with shadowwings
Standing Bear rolls 3D6: 11 makes it with shadowwings
to avoid being hit
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: Foreigner: "He'll be a soap box
hero, with stars in his eyes"
Draken says: isn't it "juke box hero"?
kendril says: thats what i thought too
Salád DaJaro says: Yeah, except that the stuff Standing
Bear keeps saying has him on a Soap Box
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
2R)
RAAL: Pressure Secrets rolls: 11(3d6)12(3d6)9(3d6)9(3d6)
Raal says: Power Blow rolls 6(3d6)12(3d6)14(3d6)11(3D6)
TheGM says: Using pressure secrets and power blows, Raal strikes
the dragon 4 times from above & behind
Raal says: Four strikes doing damage of 78(25d6) 91(25d6) 84(25d6)
110(25d6)
Raal says: Any of that damage that gets through is doubled
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: Damn man
Standing Bear says: daaaammn
Salád DaJaro says: Nice going Raal
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
HUGE
BLUE DRAGON is extremely hurt, his dodge is halved and his rolls
are at a minus
RAAL & SHADY establish new initiative order
2D)
DRAKEN: disbeleieve the two additional dragons
TheGM says: **sounds of dice rolling on GM’s computer**
Draken believes the other 2 dragons are real
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: Does Draken say that aloud? Or telepathically?
TheGM says: Just thinking it allows you all to hear through the
circlet telepathically
Standing Bear says: Can I wack it on the snout?
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
2K)
KENDRIL: i fly over there and attack ‘em
kendril says: so i attack baby dragon
kendril says: 79(1d100)
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12
TheGM says: The small dragon dodges Kendril's attack
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: hehe The non-important ones can dodge
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
2S)
Salád: (TheGM says: one of the small dragons appears just
in front of you, dodging Kendril’s sword Varinor)
Salád DaJaro says: First thing I do is activate Shadowform
to get my defense up.
Salád DaJaro says: Then I want to invoke the form of Gary
Smith, er, his old Giant Guy.
TheGM says: OK, Salád is setting off Shadowform
Salád DaJaro says: 64(1d100)
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: lol
Standing Bear says: Getting out the bad rolls
Standing Bear says: sucking in the good ones?
kendril says: dodged my hairy elven ass
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
2SB)
STANDING BEAR: I would like to bring out my flail
Standing Bear says: then fly/charge up to his snout and hit him
in the nose with my flail
Standing Bear says: Its on my sheet
Standing Bear says: its that or a sword
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Raal says: don't use the sword
TheGM says: I will assume you have your sword out
Raal says: DON"T USE THE SWORD
TheGM says: You could use the sword on the smaller dragons
Draken says: throw back the little ones and pan-fry the big ones
kendril says: i agree
kendril says: gently squeze them...
Raal says: Terriyaki Dragon is on our Specials menu tonight
Standing Bear says: Sounds good
Standing Bear says: yummy dragon
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
Standing
Bear says: Bow shot to a dragon eye
Standing Bear says: Heres shot to eye of little dragon
Standing Bear rolls 3D6: 11 ... Not a crit... but its a hit.. and
its totally NOT in the eye =/
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12
TheGM says: The smaller dragon dodges Standing Bear's arrow
2BT)
BY-TOR: GM rules that By-Tor was half buried in the sandpile created
when the doppelganger was destroyed at the end of the previous melee.
That's why he has been out of the melee so far this session.
2N)
NUCLEON: [ [ [ the halfling is here... but you don't see him...
what you see instead is a 3' 3" humanoid form encased in true
silver walk around one side of the stone island ] ] ]
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: sweet
kendril says: i mean, "oh shit! what is that?"
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
DRAKEN
& RAAL see a halfling-sized suit of battle armor appear from
around the corner, headed for the other small dragon. Something
like a half-sized suit of early Iron Man armor
<<<<<<
DRAGONS’ TURN2 >>>>>>
2BD1)
SMALL DRAGON 1: attacks Kendril
TheGM rolls 3d6: 8
kendril says: 7(1d100)
kendril says: i dodge
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: it dices ! it slices! the all new bass o matic!
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
2BD2)
SMALL DRAGON 2: opens its mouth and sparks begin to fly. It breathes
lightning at Shady
TheGM rolls 3d6: 10
SHADY does not get a dodge because he is facing the other way.
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: you fry!
kendril says: ZZAAP
kendril says: like a mosquito
kendril says: solar energy
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
rolls 4d6: 14 Shady takes 14 damage, his dragon skin armor absorbs
it
2V)
HUGE BLUE DRAGON: takes a chomp at Standing Bear
TheGM rolls 3d6: 6
TheGM says: Standing Bear make a dodge roll
Standing Bear rolls 3D6: 9
TheGM rolls 7d6+7: 23 damage, but SB dodges
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: I almost met shag in dragon stomach
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
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ROUND
THREE (3)
3R)
RAAL: Raal attacks 4 times with martial arts 12(3d6)11(3d6)14(3d6)9(3d6)
– Pressure Secrets
Raal says: Raal attacks 4 times with martial arts 10(3d6)16(3d6)14(3d6)10(3d6)
– Power Blows
Raal says: Raal attacks 4 times with martial arts 14(3d6)12(3d6)10(3d6)7(3d6)
– strikes
TheGM rolls 3d6: 8
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12
TheGM rolls 3d6: 8
TheGM rolls 3d6: 15
TheGM says: The dragon dodges 2 of the pressure secrets power blows
Raal says: 85(25d6) 86(25d6)
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: only cuz you a super hero
kendril says: kidney pie
kendril says: thank you for sharing
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
HUGE
BLUE DRAGON takes massive damage to the kidneys from Raal
3L)
LEO: Grab his horn and try a neck snap
Leo rolls 3d6: 10 - neck snap skill is 21
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: SB doesn’t have a horn
kendril says: oooh kinky
kendril says: grab your own horn you perv
Standing Bear says: eeeeeeew
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
3D)
DRAKEN: rallies By-Tor to finally break free of the sand pile remains
of the doppelganger dragon (Kevin arrives at Phil’s house)
Draken makes a flying kick on the 2nd smaller dragon
Draken rolls 3d6: 16
TheGM rolls 3d6: 11
TheGM says: The smaller dragon dodges Draken's flying kick
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: So has anyone scored a hit on the smaller
dragons or have they dodged arrows, kicks and other attacks every
time?
Standing Bear says: they are unharmed
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
3K)
KENDRIL: attack with varanor
kendril says: 58(1d100) hit
TheGM rolls 3d6: 9
TheGM says: the dragon dodges Kendril's attack
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: Dont touch the dragons man!
Standing Bear says: they are animals
kendril says: bullshit
Standing Bear says: and animals are people too
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
3S)
Salád:
TheGM says: I assume he's calling up "Hey Guy" this turn?
Salád DaJaro says: Not that I want to doubt Drakan's effort
before, but I think I need to Actively Disbelieve these smaller
dragons
TheGM says: Disbelieve or call up "Hey Guy?"
Salád DaJaro says: Disbelieve
TheGM says: Salád believes the dragons are real
Salád DaJaro says: Next round the Giant comes running out
from around the back the way Nucleon did except other side
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: hehe "Hey Guy?" Awesome attack
[ [ [ TL ] ] ]
3N)
NUCLEON: fast-draws his manna blaster, running up behind 2nd smaller
dragon
nucleon rolls 3d6: 11
3SB)
STANDING BEAR: Im gonna shoot the smaller dragon with my bow again
Standing Bear says: Heres my shot with a arrow
Standing Bear rolls 3D6: 13
TheGM
rolls 3d6: 8
SMALLER BLUE DRAGON 2 dodges Standing Bear's arrow
Standing Bear rolls 3D6: 12
Standing Bear says: I made my "burrow in sand roll"
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Raal says: So is that Burrowing Bear now?
Standing
Bear says: I HATE that thing
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
3BT)
BY-TOR: charges toward the 2nd smaller dragon
<<<<<<
DRAGONS’ TURNS >>>>>>
3BD1)
SMALLER BLUE DRAGON 1: 2 claws at Kendril: 6(3d6) 11(3d6)
TheGM says: Kendril roll 2 dodges
kendril says: 37(1d100)
kendril says: 20(1d100)
3BD2)
SMALLER BLUE DRAGON 2: 2 claws at Draken 12(3d6) 14(3d6)
TheGM says: Draken make 2 dodge rolls
Draken rolls 3d6: 12
Draken rolls 3d6: 8
3V)
HUGE BLUE DRAGON: makes spinning acrobatic "dragon-fu"
attacks - rolls 3d6: 10
DRAGON attempts to throw Shady loose of his horn by swinging his
head forward
QUICK CONTEST Shady’s ST against Huge Dragon’s ST
TheGM says: 12(3d6) out of 313
TheGM says: made it by 301
Leo rolls 3d6: 11 (of 270)?
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: the dreaded "blue-dragon-fu"
kendril says: elf fu
kendril says: blue fu
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
DRAGON
swings his head, throwing Shady across the chamber. Shady is forced
to release his grasp on the horn and must make a DX roll to avoid
being thrown against the wall
Leo rolls 3d6: 7
Leo says: Aerobatics skill 35-4 - 31
TheGM says: Shady aerobatically swerves and doesn't hit the wall
DRAGON makes other dragon fu attacks on Raal
TheGM rolls 3d6: 9
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12
Raal says: 9(3d6)
Raal says: 8(3d6)
TheGM says: Raal dodges the blows, but is impressed with the dragon's
agility and skill
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ROUND
FOUR (4)
4R)
RAAL: BODY BLOW BODY BLOW BODY BLOW BODY BLOW
Raal says: 11(3d6)11(3d6)10(3d6)15(3d6) Pressure Secrets
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: raal is blur fu
Standing Bear says: DRAGON!
kendril says: he gets a belt buckle!
Standing Bear says: surrender... and we won’t have to hurt
you
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
says: Raal is riding the dragon as it spins
Raal says: 8(3d6)12(3d6)14(3d6)7(3d6) Power Blow
TheGM rolls 3d6: 6
TheGM rolls 3d6: 9
TheGM rolls 3d6: 10
TheGM rolls 3d6: 10
TheGM says: dragon only dodges one of Raal's blows
Raal says: 10(3d6)9(3d6)6(3d6)11(3d6) strikes
Raal says: 89(25d6)81(25d6)81(25d6) damage
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: reach around
kendril says: grab a horn from behind, kiss him on the neck too
kendril says: hahahahaha
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
says: The dragon is visibly injured and very weak, but "not
dead yet"
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: NOT dead?
Standing Bear says: Surely you jest
kendril says: when do you come next?
kendril says: wednesday
kendril says: aww cmon he'll be dead by then!
kendril says: did not *sulks*
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
4L)
LEO: Boot to the head 12(3d6) of 31
TheGM rolls 3d6: 8
HUGE BLUE DRAGON dodges Shady's kick
4D)
DRAKEN: Draken rolls 3d6: 9
Draken rolls 3d6: 7
TheGM rolls 3d6: 11
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12
SMALLER DRAGON 2 dodges Draken's punches
4K)
KENDRIL: attacks SMALLER DRAGON 1 again with Varanor
kendril says: 94(1d100)
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12 (yes, Tom, that’s a dodge)
kendril says: extra attacks for superhuman agility?
TheGM says: take one now
kendril says: 67(1d100)
TheGM rolls 3d6: 7 - OK, he dodged it anyway
4S)
Salád: TheGM says: "Hey Guy" Salád?
Salád DaJaro says: Yes – From around the wall behind
me comes running a giant who looks like Bytors cousin and attacks
dragon 2
Salád DaJaro says: 89(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: activated
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: by tors cousin has huge tits
kendril says: or you mean the other cousin? the one with the warts
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
Salád
DaJaro says: 37(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: good attack
TheGM says: “Guy” will appear at the beginning of the
next turn (1 second turns in GURPS.)
Salád DaJaro says: acknowledged
4BT)
BY-TOR: continues charging toward the 2nd smaller dragon, will reach
DRAGON at end of this round
4N)
NUCLEON: fires his manna blaster point blank range at the dragon’s
torso
nucleon rolls 3d6: 10
nucleon rolls 6d6: 24
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: i dont even want to think it
Standing Bear says: Ouch
kendril says: yes
kendril says: mana enema
Standing Bear says: You got EVERYTHING dont you
Standing Bear says: Id think radiation would burn off the skin
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
SMALLER
DRAGON 2 takes some serious damage (armor divisor of 3)
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: Ouch
Draken (standing behind the dragon from Nuke) says: I hope he's
a good shot
Draken says: I think my armor protects
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
4SB)
STANDING BEAR: im gonna fly up and start drawing my knife
Standing Bear says: I dont have fast draw
Standing Bear says: Im gonna do something mean to the dragon
Standing Bear says: Thats my whole turn is flying up hi and drawing
my dagger
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: hehe
Standing Bear says: Im like a dragon fly
Standing Bear says: lol
Standing Bear says: The dragons lay down
Standing Bear says: I need armor too
kendril says: whats wrong with By-Tor’s current armor?
kendril says: the blood is perfect for etching glass
kendril says: can we technify the dragon leather?
kendril says: i have no clue just screwing around
kendril says: but blue dragon armor is kinda...ordinary
Standing Bear says: dont eat me... eat the baby
Salád DaJaro says: Ordinary maybe, but better than what
I've got - which is nothing
kendril says: damn devo then we gotta get one for you too
Standing Bear says: I got... Fur tunic
Salád DaJaro says: I use phantasmal armor and try to stay
out of melee
Salád DaJaro says: What - you want to summon ANOTHER dragon?
Standing Bear says: Are dragon eyes worth anything?
kendril says: sure why not?
Standing Bear says: Damnet
Standing Bear says: ruins the armor
Standing Bear says: Ill do something different
Standing Bear says: Im STILL drawing the knife
kendril says: i dont know
Standing Bear says: ill use the butt of it
Standing Bear says: Dragon stomach
Standing Bear says: okay
Draken says: Salád is taking on that other dragon alone?
kendril says: no im there too
Standing Bear says: That dragon is licking its lips
Draken says: Kendril and Salád are doing that one!
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
<<<<<<
DRAGONS’ TURNS >>>>>>
4BD1)
SMALLER DRAGON 1: spinning attack of 2 claws and a tail on Kendril
TheGM rolls 3d6: 14
TheGM rolls 3d6: 17
TheGM rolls 3d6: 9
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: um that has a connotation im not sure i like
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
says: one claw attack misses, Kendril needs to roll 2 dodges
kendril says: 52(1d100)
kendril says: 64(1d100)
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: i hear, but i aint listening
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
4BD2)
SMALLER DRAGON 2: lashes at Nucleon with its tail and awaits opportunity
to acrobatically dodge By-Tor's oncoming charge
TheGM rolls 3d6: 14
nucleon says: Nucleon dodges... roll:
nucleon rolls 3d6: 8
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: mana colonoscopy
Leo says: is that a band name Kendril?
kendril says: it should be
kendril says: its been 8 seconds (Raal,) the judges want you off
now
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
4V)
HUGE BLUE DRAGON: more dragon-fu spinning attacks on Raal
TheGM rolls 3d6: 16
Raal says: 13(3d6) dodge
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: where are the rodeo clowns?
Standing Bear says: ooh
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
says: the dragon spins and bucks, trying to throw Raal off his back
QUICK CONTEST
Raal says: Rolling for acrobatics 14(3d6) out of 24
TheGM rolls 3d6: 7 (out of 50)
DRAGON manages to toss Raal off his back
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Raal says: Seems to be working
kendril says: naturalment
kendril says: jeez 50???
kendril says: shredded kidneys
Standing Bear says: DESTROYED kidneys
Standing Bear says: Demolished
Standing Bear says: disintegrated
kendril says: should've used the spurs......
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
DRAGON
swats at Raal with its tail as he’s tossed into the air
TheGM rolls 3d6: 16
TheGM says: 2(1d4) for direction
Raal says: 10(3d6) dodge
TheGM says: Raal dodges the tail swat
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ROUND
FIVE (5)
5R)
RAAL: holds action
5L)
LEO: holds action
5D)
DRAKEN: punches Smaller Dragon 2 with both fists
Draken rolls 3d6: 9
Draken rolls 3d6: 8
TheGM rolls 3d6: 7
TheGM rolls 3d6: 11
Draken rolls 20d6: 83
TheGM says: Draken strikes the dragon with one blow out of 2 for
93 dmg
5K)
KENDRIL: attack again with varanor
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: the beast
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
5L)
LEO takes held action: makes 2 power blows to the back of the head
of the dragon
Leo rolls 3d6: 8
Leo rolls 3d6: 11
Leo rolls 3d6: 8
Leo rolls 3d6: 11
TheGM rolls 3d6: 13
TheGM rolls 3d6: 10
TheGM says: the dragon fails to dodge both blows to the skull by
Shady
Leo rolls 55d6: 209
Leo rolls 55d6: 215
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Salád DaJaro says: OMG
Leo says: Thank you, thank you very much!
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
HUGE
BLUE DRAGON tumbles to the ground and dies. Standing Bear easily
moves out of the way with Shadow Wings
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Draken says: YES!
Standing Bear says: I call 1 helmet
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
5R)
RAAL takes held action - moves, goes invisible and is hovering
Raal says: -- I'm stepping away
5K)
KENDRIL: rolls 2 attacks with varanor
kendril says: 19(1d100)
kendril says: 34(1d100)
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: Well I didnt wanna kill the BIG one
Standing Bear says: I think the smalls are fakes
Standing Bear says: DONT KILL THEM MAN
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
kendril
says: first is an endurance hit maybe
Standing Bear says: I was aiming for eyes
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: *goes emo*
kendril says: hug them . . . like whales
Leo says: nuke the whales!
Standing Bear says: heh
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
rolls 3d6: 17
TheGM rolls 3d6: 13
SMALLER DRAGON 1 dodges one of Kendril’s attacks, takes damage
from the first strike
kendril says: so D10 + 2D10
kendril says: 7(1d10)
kendril says: 8(1d10)
kendril says: 10(1d10)
kendril says: 25 damage with Varanor
kendril says: should be D10+16
kendril says: is dragon slaying weapon
5S)
Salád: “GUY” – a stone giant with a bad
attitude (Salád's illusionary warrior) – comes around
the corner of the wall near Salád
Salád DaJaro says: Guy attacks the dragon from the flank,
wielding two axes
Salád DaJaro says: 70(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: 7(1d10)
TheGM rolls 3d6: 5
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: Imma hold back from attacking
Standing Bear says: I thought it was non-real i swear
Standing Bear says: Im so sick... hurting DEFENSELESS DRAGONS
Standing Bear says: Whos left?
Standing Bear says: that hasnt been slaughtered
kendril says: SB iust a conscientious objector
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
Salád
DaJaro says: 85(1d100) second attack
Salád DaJaro says: 9(1d10)
TheGM says: Guy does damage to the small dragon
Salád DaJaro says: Good.
SMALLER DRAGON 1 gets no dodge against GUY’s rear attack
5BT)
BY-TOR: slams into Smaller Dragon 2
bytor21 rolls 3d6: 11
SMALLER
DRAGON 2 acrobatically dodges, rolling off By-Tor’s back
5N)
NUCLEON: fires his manna blaster at the dragon again
nucleon rolls 3d6: 11 good enough to miss Draken & By-Tor
nucleon says: damage roll:
nucleon rolls 5d6: 19
nucleon rolls 6d6: 23 blast damage
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: I refuse to help... goes against my animal
love
Raal says: I've heard about you and your animal love
Raal says: I mean love of animals
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
<<<<<<
DRAGONS’ TURNS >>>>>>
5BD1)
SMALLER DRAGON 1: 2 attacks – bites at Kendril
TheGM rolls 3d6: 5 dragon-fu roll?
TheGM rolls 3d6: 16
kendril says: 76(1d100) - is less than 3XAG
DRAGON 1 swings his tail at Guy
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12
Salád DaJaro says: 68(1d100) (of 3XMA) Not a very good dodge,
but I got it.
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Draken says: what would be the mechanics of dragon/human love?
Leo says: why are you interested?
Draken says: I was referring to Standing Bear's "animal love"
Standing Bear says: well, dragons are animals
Standing Bear says: AND ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO DAMMIT DX
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
5BD2)
SMALLER DRAGON 2: 2 attacks – bites at By-Tor
TheGM rolls 3d6: 11 dragon-fu roll?
TheGM rolls 3d6: 9
bytor21 rolls 3d6: 10 dodge
DRAGON 2 attacks Nucleon with tail
nucleon says: dodge roll: nucleon rolls 3d6: 6
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: they keep dodging me, so they’re not getting
hacked up
Raal says: Does Nucleon’s Manna Blaster foul the armor potential?
Standing Bear says: whos alive still?
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
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ROUND
SIX (6)
6R)
RAAL: holds action
6L)
LEO: holds action, too
6D)
DRAKEN: continues pounding Smaller Dragon 2 with fists
Draken rolls 3d6: 10
Draken rolls 3d6: 11
TheGM rolls 3d6: 8
TheGM rolls 3d6: 9
Draken rolls 20d6: 71
Draken rolls 20d6: 87
TheGM says: Draken lands 2 clean blows on dragon 2, does 174 DMG
punching
SMALLER DRAGON 2 is wobbling, near death
6BT)
BY-TOR: punches dragon 2 with all his might
bytor21 rolls 3d6: 8
bytor21 rolls 26d6: 90
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Standing Bear says: Im crying inside :(
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
SMALLER
DRAGON 2 is hurled several hexes to the side, killed with a heap
of damage
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
TheGM says: There is only this one dragon left
Leo says: 2 down, one to go. Kendril & Salád, it's
all you guys.
Salád DaJaro says: Sir Longstride - after you
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
6K)
KENDRIL: attacks Smaller Dragon 1 with Varanor
kendril says: 89(1d100)
kendril says: 31(1d100)
kendril says: remember varanor drains from dragons on successful
attack – drains EN i get FT
kendril says: drains his HP i get FT
kendril says: NO if attack succeeds, drains D10TheGM rolls 3d6:
9
TheGM rolls 3d6: 8
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: damn
Salád DaJaro says: Did Kendril finish him off or should
Guy swing?
kendril says: he dodged twice . . . this round . . . so I’m
SOL
TheGM says: he dodged Kendril, Guy should attack
kendril says: i should prolly be casting
kendril says: no healing to be done
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
6S)
Salád: Guy attacks
Salád DaJaro says: 10(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: Double Damage – 9(1d10) +10 (almost
max)
Salád DaJaro says: 28(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: 8(1d10)
TheGM says: this dragon is now reeling and hurt, but still in the
fight
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Draken says: Does Standing Bear's love for animals mention dragons
in particular?
Salád DaJaro says: What's this talk about love while my
illusion is busy hacking the crap out of this evil thing?!?!
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
6R)
RAAL: I'm eating some fatigue bars this round
<<<<<<
DRAGON’S TURN >>>>>>
6BD1)
SMALLER DRAGON 1: spins and does a claw and bite on Guy
TheGM rolls 3d6: 7
TheGM rolls 3d6: 10
Salád DaJaro says: 54(1d100) dodge for Guy (just over 2X
MA)
Salád DaJaro says: 85(1d100) second dodge roll – Nope
TheGM says: 15(5d6+5)
TheGM says: Guy takes 15 points damage.
Salád DaJaro says: He had 28pts to start
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Raal says: Hey Shady, eat some fatigue bars....they're good
Draken says: It would make sense for Standing Bear to hate dragons
because of all the good creatures they kill.
Raal says: Raal offers Shady some fatigue bars
Leo says to Raal: good idea, I will
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
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ROUND
SEVEN (7)
7K)
KENDRIL: attack X2
kendril says: 87(1d100)
kendril says: 71(1d100)
TheGM rolls 3d6: 8
TheGM rolls 3d6: 12 – he missed both dodge rolls – he's
at half dodge
kendril says: 3(1d10) 10(1d10) 8(1d10)
kendril says: 8(1d10) 7(1d10) 2(1d10)
kendril says: first atack was 13 points, if any got through, Varanor
takes 8 extra
TheGM says: Varinor does some damage, the dragon is still alive,
but hurt seriously
kendril says: second atack would be 15 points, Varanor getting another
2
7S)
Salád: Guy takes his attacks
Salád DaJaro says: 6(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: 9(1d10)
Salád DaJaro says: second attack
Salád DaJaro says: 35(1d100)
Salád DaJaro says: 7(1d10)
TheGM says: Your first roll was a 6 - a critical hit ("Grievous
Injury")
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
Raal says: Nice Grievous
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
TheGM
says: Guy did critical damage of 57, killing the dragon
Salád DaJaro says: The giant turns to Lord Shadowstorm and
takes a bow
Salád DaJaro says: Salád gives 'em a smirk
[
[ [ TL ] ] ]
kendril says: hahhaa
Leo says: cute
[ [ [ END TL ] ] ]
Shady
& Raal hovered above the pummeled body of the huge blue dragon
exchanging fatigue bars & dragon-skinning tips. Nucleon, Draken
& By-Tor stood victorious over the blast-charred & pummeled
body of the second blue dragon. Kendril’s dragon sword Varanor,
sliced deeply into the third blue dragon’s scales as the beast’s
teeth ripped into Guy (Salád’s illusionary hill giant
warrior.) Standing Bear hovered over Kendril’s shoulder, questioning
the ethics of killing the dragons & “crying inside.”
Varanor tasted the beast’s blood once more and Guy inflicted
a critical double-axe deathblow. Guy then bowed to Shady; Salád
just smirked. The RoachKings enjoyed a collective telepathic “Hell
Yeah!”
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“The
battle’s over and the dust is clearing . . .”
As
soon as the melee was over, Dr. Hu reappeared, fading into existence from
an ethereal state. As soon as he was corporeal enough, he began to speak:
“Ah, so very happy to see that you all survived the evil blue beastie
. . .“ His voice trailed off when his quick glance around the chamber
revealed no fewer than 3 dead dragons, and only the stone giant Guy in
need of first aid. It was obvious that he didn’t see the battle
& that he was only now deducing what had happened from the aftermath
he saw. After briefly inquiring as to who the giant was, he said, “Clearly,
I have chosen my associates well in this matter.” For the first
time, the RKs saw a small grin begin to spread across the good Doctor’s
austere face, but he quickly resumed a more serious expression and said,
“I humbly offer my most sincere appreciation to you all.”
As he said this, he bowed deeply to all those who had battled the blue
dragons; Raal & others recognized this as a sincere gesture of deep
respect. He looked to Raal and said, “Obviously, my life was in
excellent hands with you at my side,” but then he turned to all
of the RoachKIngs and said, “Even so, I might not have succeeded
here without the help of you all. But succeed I did . . .”
From
a large pocket in his multicolored robes, he produced a beautiful, ornate
hourglass. “Behold, the Hourglass of Epoche.” Its 3-sided
outer frame was made of marble, inlaid with countless gemstones and engraved
around the rim of the top & bottom with ancient gilded magical symbols.
The glass enclosure looked like 2 crystal balls connected by a short flared
tube. As he held it up, the lower side glittered with a nebulous prismatic
fluid like a multi-colored lava lamp. Some RKs noticed that the artifact
itself seemed larger than the pocket from which he had retrieved it, but
this didn’t seem unusual for the Doctor. “I have studied ancient
tomes & scrolls for nearly 15 years to correctly surmise where it
could be found. The men who recovered it for me were expert archaeological
investigators and they lost their lives trying to bring it to me. I believe
this artifact is the key to finally finding the fabled Fountain of
Lamneth. According to my research, the fluid inside this hourglass
is a sample taken directly from the legendary fountain. I have invented
a scanning device that can pinpoint the location of the source of any
material I put into it. My only regret is that I must destroy this beautiful
& powerful relic in order to do so.” He paused a moment, seemingly
overwhelmed by the simultaneous joy & tragedy of the moment. He quickly
recovered his composure and continued: “I believe the Fountain
of Lamneth will provide me with the final component I need in order to
accomplish a goal I have had for nearly seven decades. I require a stable,
enduring source of temporal manna where I might establish an academy devoted
to the study of time magics. Of course, the discovery & exploration
of this legendary place will be fraught with danger and I seek to secure
the location well enough to establish a continuing presence there. I would
be honored if the RoachKings would agree to accompany me, for which you
may well be rewarded with the gift of the ages – immortality.”
At
this point, several RoachKings believed the Doctor was slightly overstating
the rewards to try to convince them to go along. Still, all of them knew
that if the legends about the Fountain of Lamneth are even partly true,
the possibility did exist. (Even for a grey elf, death does eventually
come.) Either way, Dr. Hu left it there and allowed the RKs time
to consider the offer.
The
walls of the chamber had thick veins of crystalline deposits. The curved
wall behind the entrance tunnel where the RKs had come in was multi-colored
and ultra smooth – as if millions of crystals had been melted and
fused into a solid sheet of curved glass. It formed a parabolic curve
so that any lightning bolt fired from the other end of the cavern ricocheted
and automatically hit the tunnel entrance.
Salád
took the time to retrieve his really nice flying carpet from the pile
of sand in which it was buried. Meanwhile, Shady,
Raal & By-Tor (along with any other RK who was willing to help,) carefully
skinned the huge blue dragon. This took some time, so others went through
the treasure hoard in the meantime. Shady used enough skill to preserve
the magical properties of the huge blue dragon's hide. In addition, there
were enough scales & uncharred hide on the other 2 dragons to make
at least 2 very nice suits of armor & a several shields, although
they would not have the special magical properties of the primary dragon’s
hide – like immunity to electrical attack, etc.
The
huge, ancient dragon’s chest scales were encrusted with thousands
of blue sapphires, along with some other gems and at least one very large
specimen of psionicite – a rare cubic crystal with special properties
that amplify the range of psionic abilities. The RKs recently had learned
of this mineral and Shady was now convinced that these crystals enhanced
such traits as “Psionic Static” as well.
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The
treasure hoard
By
the time the dragon-skinning started, Dr. Hu spoke about the remainder
of the treasure the dragon had accumulated: “Of course, I will ask
for no other part of the treasure hoard I found here in the blue dragon’s
lair. I will leave that to you, the true heroes of the day. Surely, your
connections with local merchant houses will help provide a means to return
much of it to its rightful owners.” He described the location of
the dragon hoard, allowing Nucleon to tunnel into the large treasure chamber.
Because
much of the treasure in the dragon’s hoard had been stolen from
local merchant caravans, Salád agreed that the RKs should offer
to return as much of it as possible to those local merchants who had lost
it in dragon raids. He offered one possible way to do this, which was
to let his father set up a “clearinghouse” where merchants
could reclaim certain items or make a claim for a given amount of gold
& silver by offering manifests, invoices &/or other merchantly
documentation establishing ownership. Salád assured the RoachKings
that a reward would be offered for killing the dragons and recovering
the treasure. Of course, this didn’t necessarily keep anyone from
staking a claim to any item they found. After all, no one would know what
was found and what wasn’t.
Of
special note in the dragon’s treasure were several ancient scrolls
kept in jeweled cases in a separate treasure chest. The scrolls contained
writings in a language that only Salád & Kendril recognized.
The script was derivative of the oldest known tongue of the College of
Illusions. These scrolls contained spells that took illusion to a level
Salád had never before seen – with titles such as “Create
Object” and “Create Warrior.”
Dr.
Hu agreeed to wait until after the RoachKings' journey to Jaro to move
forward with his plan to find the Fountain of Lamneth. He understood and
respected the fact that this was Salád’s homeland and that
there were duties and obligations involved. He said he would meet them
there. However, he also said he would begin the process of analyzing the
sample of fluid from inside the Hourglass of Epoche, to which no one objected.

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A
homecoming & feast in Jaro . . .
8-10
April
- The RKs worked through the night and well into the next day taking the
hides of the large dragon and at least one of the smaller dragons, as
well as gathering all the treasure and packing it for travel. Afterward,
the humans among them were in need of rest, so they set up camp outside
the dragon lair and spent the next night as well. When all was
said & done in the dragon’s lair, the RoachKings made their
way southwest out of the mountains. The huge blue dragon’s hide
was so large it would have been nearly impossible to conceal, even if
they had wanted to. Besides, it made an impressive trophy & it was
completely appropriate to display it prominently (without scaring anyone,
of course) as they flew across the Long Valley to Salád’s
hometown of Jaro. There, Salád’s father, Salar DaJaro, greeted
them all and especially welcomed his son home after his many years away.
As soon as he fully realized the significance of their huge trophy hide,
he immediately called for a celebratory feast to be held that evening
in his villa. He also sent out the official word to all the prominent
merchant families in the region that the threat of the blue dragons had
been ended at last. Of course, he made sure to include the fact that his
son, Salád, was among the dragon killers. He assured the RoachKings
that word would soon reach the king and that songs of the heroic RoachKings
would be sung throughout the kingdom of Al Qam. He seemed quite certain
that the RKs would be offered a percentage of the treasure they had recovered
as a reward from the local merchants and he stated that the reward offered
by the Merchant Coalition of Benghaz would be paid to them as soon as
it could be brought there. He enthusiastically cooperated with Salád's
plan to arrange a clearinghouse for returning money & goods to the
rightful owners, with a nominal commission for himself, of course, just
to cover administrative costs.
By
the time the celebration began that evening, Dr. Hu arrived to join in
the festivities. He told the RKs that he believed he now knew where the
Fountain of Lamneth was located and he awaited their answer to his invitation
to join him. Still, he agreed that it could wait until after some well-deserved
merriment. He had waited many decades for this opportunity; a short while
longer would not cause him distress.
10-13
April
- The RoachKings partied hardy. For days.
The
celebration culminated in a reward ceremony. Halim DaFaraj, a representative
of the Merchant Coalition of Benghaz, arrived and asked to see the dragons’
heads to officially verify that they were dead. He acknowledged and certified
that there were indeed 3 blue dragon heads, including a huge, ancient
one. He then ceremoniously presented the RoachKings with 3 coffers –
two filled with 12,500gp each and one with 25,000gp (the equivalent of
a million dollars total bounty.) Salar DaJaro then stepped up as the chosen
representative of the local merchant families and officially offered the
RKs a reward of 30% of the recovered coin & gemstones – a value
of 16,130gp (which could be taken in any combination of gems &/or
coin.) Cheers rang out in the villa as the RoachKings collected their
prize and stood before the crowd in front of their 3 blue-dragon-head
trophies.
When
the party was over . . .
14
April
- Once the wine & food was gone and all the guests had wandered home,
Salar began making the arrangements for returning the remainder of the
treasure to its rightful owners. He also now had time to sit and talk
with his wayward son. They caught up on family news and reminisced about
Salád’s childhood. Salád relayed the story of the
RKs’ recent journey up the Grey River with his uncle Raja.
Salar
also mentioned that no one had heard from Salád’s uncle Javeed
for several months. Apparently, he had gone off on one of his crazy expeditions
and probably wouldn’t return for some time. According to Salar,
“The last time anyone saw Javeed, he said he was headed for the
Valley of the Lost ‘to make sure that evil Führen of Bankor
doesn’t get his hands on the Staff of Saurius,’ whatever that
means.”
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On
to the next adventure . . .
16
April
- And so, when everyone had fully recovered from the festivities and Salád
had finished reminiscing with his famiily, Dr. Hu approached the party
with a map and said: “Perhaps the time has come to move forward
with the next chapter in this tale, my friends. I have here a map showing
what I believe is the location of the legendary Fountain of Lamneth.”
He rolled out the map and it looked something like this:

The Doctor continued, “When we first met, I was reluctant to allow
you inside my SEDAN. Its many secrets are best kept guarded against strangers.
However, now that I know you better, I would be honored if you would all
join me and teleport to this location at the same time.” (Raal confirmed
that the inside of the SEDAN was much larger than the outside dimensions.)
“We can leave any time you wish and be there in seconds. What say
you, RoachKings?"
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